Last issue’s BTW reported on a student action at UT-Austin in response to a new Texas law that allows students to carry concealed weapons on campus, which is to pack dildos (not guns) in their backpacks. Commented the organizer: “Dildos and guns are in it together for the long haul.” Confirmation for this proposition was soon forthcoming when it was reported that some high-profile militia leaders have been receiving hundreds of dildos in the mail. A clip that went semi-viral shows a frustrated militia guy angrily sweeping a pile of the floppy phalluses from his kitchen table. The underlying idea seems to be that these militia guys collect guns as a surrogate for penises, or perhaps as an extension of their own. You need guns to feel like a man? Take these!